Thursday, October 27, 2011

My First Ever Federal Subpoena

Gee, don't make any unflattering youtube movies about Chevron because they will issue a federal subpoena to harass you! Doesn't the process server look like Cheech Marin?
Here is the subpoena:
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and here is my response:
Here is the underlying Louisiana case in which Chevron claims I am a witness of some sort. I have never heard of this case and it has no relevance to my youtube movies. It's just the only case Chevron has where the interviewees are opposing counsel in federal court.

8 comments:

A.Salas said...

Por favor, pardon my Spanish, pero tienes huevos, SeƱora Burns.

Elizabeth Burns said...

I love how the guy thanks me in the end! He was really nice. Have Flip cam, will film!

gateman said...

BOY-o-BOY , guess you got something new to work on now . Have fun :) :)
"Gateman"

Mike H. said...

I thought Chevron would be glad to hear about this problem. I can feel one of their ads coming on:”Chevron should clean up their old burn pits!””WE AGREE”.

Anonymous said...

I love the response. Do you oppose or "un-oppose" the motion? Hilarious!!

Fracked said...

Elizabeth,
You are marvelous - truly.
My daughter would say...
Totally Awesome.
Best Regards

Anonymous said...

Tell them to stop all of this lawyering and start cleaning your ranch.

The Goatee said...

I'm just seeing this. You are classic. I can imagine how bothered they thought you'd be by this. And there you are all casual, saying "hey, so have you ever been bitten by a dog??" Terrific stuff. Whatever came of this??